In an effort to solidify its position as the “Least Green Paper on Campus,” The Observer printed twice the number of copies as usual for the issue. The excess were doused in oil, and burned.
We also shot an elephant.
It was an endangered one.
We used its trunk to make piano keys. Which we later destroyed.
In all seriousness, The Observer prints on recycled paper, we think.
After long consideration, Jesse Naiman finally supports the mandatory race course.
