Jesse Naiman went to confession. See page 10

The ALC demanded that every freshman take a mandatorycourse on race. University officials, however, doubt if fitting aracecourse into the 10 year plan is feasible at this point.

Michelle Obama wants more grocery stores available nationwide to promote healthy eating. When asked how poor people could afford health foods, she responded “Let them eat cake.”

On a serous note, The Observer wishes Richard Pluta, WestPoint graduate and brother of Observer photographer J.P.Pluta, the best of luck as he is deployed to Baghdad this week.You’re in our prayers!

Many departments co-sponsored the Vagina Monologues, yet refused The Observer’s suggestion to co-sponsor the first annual performance of the Testicle Dialogues.