Mary Daly was recently shocked when she showed up to the gates of heaven and God was actually an old white man with a long beard.
Scott Brown recently won “Most Embarrassing Dad of the Year” after telling the nation Ayla was available. On a positive note, Brown’s nude photos scored much better ratings than Nancy Pelosi’s.
Lady Gaga stole Mark Herzlich’s look for the Grammys. She looks like she could play football too.
A Michigan priest has hung a sign at the exit of his Church to prevent parishioners from leaving directly after Communion: “Judas Left Early Too.”
The GLC blew off Jesse Naiman when he asked them to write a
guest op-ed.
Go GAGA, go!