The BC insurance policy covers contraceptives and birth control pills for students and condoms for Jesuits.

The “Seagle” cheerleaders are showing up in Irish green for the half time shows. Apparently they want to be confused with the Notre Dame cheerleaders. This is incomprehensible considering how ugly ND’s cheerleaders are.

The BC post office might be closed down for a lack of traffic, sparking outrage amongst certain student groups. With the current pace of the post office, we might see the doors closed for good in about ten years.

Coach “Jags” was fired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for disobedience just one season removed from his firing from Boston College for similar reasons. The Superior General of the Jesuit order reportedly placed a personal phone call to Jags asking him to join the Jesuits, claiming that he would be a five-star prospect.

A Jesuit at a St. Ignatius Mass recently called for lay preaching after the Gospel readings. If you think that a lay person without seminary training can preach just as well as you can you are not providing a testament to how “open” the Church is. You are providing a testament to how much your homilies suck.

A man in Istanbul threw his shoe at the head of the IMF to protest international capitalism. The shoe was Nike.